When Kael Walsh’s Idiot Box, our first Stab Edit submission of the year, was published in March of last year, a reviewer going by the name QuadThrusterSetup commented: Good luck with that.
In retrospect, more than just good fortune would have been necessary for an effective throne-challenger. To construct a terrific surf party, they would need a lot of A+ clips, expert editing, and a jaw-dropping soundtrack, among other things.
Even some A-listers were rumored to have decided against entering the Stab Edit Of The Year contest because they believed Kael was unbeatable. We may now state with certainty that their conscious suspicions were correct.
The Stab Edit Of The Year 2022 has officially been awarded to Idiot Box.
He is intelligent, kind, and concerned about his community. And I’ve loved every conversation I’ve had with him,” remarked Lucas. “I have served as mayor for almost four turbulent years. I have also said a lot of things, some of which I have loved and others of which I may not have loved as much after they were said. But I believe that as leaders, what we constantly strive to portray is a concern and care for our city, its institutions, and, quite simply, to be as supportive as we can be.
Most importantly, both love their cities.
Being Midwestern is excellent for humility, but it’s also okay to be proud of our achievements and see our accomplishment, says Lucas.
Yes, that is the reason I’m phoning. Congratulation. Arrgh, I foam. It’s kind of like realising a dream.
What will you do with it, exactly? I have no idea. My father recently asked me this. We had been discussing sitting on it. It appears quite futuristic. [laughs] I’m not some crypto-fucking dude.
Will you now become a crypto bro? I recently watched a video about this.
What did you discover? He made a comment about possibly going back up.
What plans do you have for this year? I’ve recently completed two swell chases, so I want to keep doing that and seek out the finest waves I can.
It appears that there will be more adjustments soon…