Bring THE SHEW!
Okay, Gardner Minshew had better nicknames like “The Jockstrap King” or “The Mississippi Mustache”. I just love the way The Shew flows… kinda like that hippie monster’s hair. When I say hippie freak, I mean it as a term of affection. This guy is awesome. He can play the post and when a dog barked at a press conference, he barked back.
You can even call him The Shew Number Two because he’s officially Gardner Minshew II.
I’m calling him now. Gardner Minshew will be the Patriots starting quarterback next season and I think that’s great! Bring some of Minshew’s magic or mania to Gillette. He ticks all the boxes: he’s cheap, won’t cost a high draft pick, and was a sixth-round pick. Sixth round pick… are you with me folks?
We’ve all heard the names: Mariota, Garoppolo, Trubisky blah, blah, blah. I vote for the Jock Strap King! A name given to him by his ex-teammate, now Super Bowl champion, Leonard Fournette. Minshew likes to stretch out in the locker room in nothing but his jock. Hey, Johnny Damon did nude pull-ups in the Sox locker room, so don’t judge!
Jimmy G isn’t going anywhere because the Niners don’t have a better option. It looks like Kyle Shanahan’s favorite Kirk Cousins won’t be leaving Minnesota. Trubisky has a cap of over $ 9 million next year and Mariota will make $ 10 million. Plus, are the Bears and Raiders moving these guys and does Bill want to pay …
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